Arsenic and Old Lace

May 30 - June 15, 2025

This classic dark comedy is packed with eccentric characters, devilish secrets, and a whole lot of laughs—all wrapped up in a seemingly innocent Brooklyn home.

Arsenic and Old Lace
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Murder, Mayhem, and Madcap Laughs Await!

Step into the delightfully twisted world of Arsenic and Old Lace, where charm and chaos collide in the most hilariously unexpected ways! This classic dark comedy is packed with eccentric characters, devilish secrets, and a whole lot of laughs—all wrapped up in a seemingly innocent Brooklyn home.

Meet the sweet, elderly Brewster sisters, Abby and Martha, the most lovable little old ladies in town. They spend their days serving homemade elderberry wine…with a killer secret ingredient. Their well-meaning but utterly insane nephew Teddy thinks he’s Theodore Roosevelt, their long-lost criminal brother Jonathan arrives with his shady sidekick in tow, and poor Mortimer, the only sane one in the bunch, is just trying to hold it all together.

As bodies pile up and the family’s deadly quirks spiral out of control, the result is a fast-paced, side-splitting, and utterly outrageous theatrical experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat—when you’re not rolling with laughter!

Murder has never been so much fun. Don’t miss this wickedly clever and uproariously funny masterpiece—because some family secrets are just to die for!